problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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