he wants to bone in the snuggie
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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