woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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