i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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