awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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