i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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