i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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