So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he laminated a picture of his dick.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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