The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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