Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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