I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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