if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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