I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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