you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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