I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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