So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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