Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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