??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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