i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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