thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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