You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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