Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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