Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I use my feet as sexual weapons
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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