they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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