I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
areolas are like halos for boobs.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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