Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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