Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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