Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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