theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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