Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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