Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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