Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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