Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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