my phone needs a breathalizer
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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