btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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