no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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