I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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