Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
