Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Just pee around me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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