what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I just googled if crying burns calories
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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