so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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