Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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