This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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