Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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