No period for spring break; use this wisely.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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