You really coming over, don't trick.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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