we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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