I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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