Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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