Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dignity is for republicans.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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