Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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