dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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