i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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