That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Houston, we have a squirter
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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