Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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