D3 body, D1 cock
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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